WHAT
THE
FUCK?
The title itself sent me into bemused hysterics.
There's a clairvoyant wok-eyed possum in the fucking Telegraph?
Christ.
It's the end times.
In other news, did you know that Tyco Brahe had a clairvoyant dwarf who sat under his desk whilst he was working? Apparently it didn't quite work without the dwarf.
Brahe anecdote c/o my mate Dave.
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I blame the Germans. If it wasn't for them and their bloody octopus we'd... well, we'd probably be seeing this kind of crap anyway but the octopus, may his tentacles have been served with salad, has probably started a trend.
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